Meet Brip & Dave Darinko, the two newest monsters in the Uglyverse!

Brip (left) works down at the local coffee cake shop. He serves thousands of pies and cakes each and everyday, yet he’s not once taken a bite for himself! Not one taste! So we’re hoping you would be OK with showing him around your much larger world. Brip needs to be shown how wonderful the world really is, and what happens when genius enters the picture. That obviously you, right? Hello?

And then there’s Dave (right). Dave Darinko is a natural born leader. He’s the one you want on your side when you’re about to face the music. And when you do face the music, he’s the guy who knows where the volume knob is. Does that make sense? Anyway, Dave gives you the thumbs up. He knows that you know he knows you know.